REHMAN-HELL OF A DUDE

REHMAN-HELL OF A DUDE
my 1st entry into tvm and ymca,i ws pitted 2 b alone until my mom found out dis guy wid de Ganong.he ws a fellow medico n naturally my hostel mate anm morover my classmate and above all ws surely gonna fit into dat magical space of my coveted frend.
i don hv 2 name dis guy a sports preson time again.but all de times v play badminton in de hustle n de bustle of our hostel courts,one thing dat has shone above others is de admirable attitude of sportsmanship he has displayed.move away 4m de fast n furious cock rocketing of de rehman racket lest u don suffer de least delicate of hits on de most delicate of ur body parts.ask varx 4 referance.

hees very confident at most of de tymz n @ times most unrealestically.but den he can get out de ditches n dumps in an utmost seemingly easy way.an emotional man 2 core, but can seem 2 b a secretive lot @ tymz.he can develop an enviable emotional rapport with anyone else sharing de minutest of tymz wid him.a gr8 guy @ keeping frendships n a disgrace 4 de "out of sight , out of mind syndrome"

A gr8 artist n helps dis guy, me ryan,hoos drawing skills r no bigger dan circles n rectangles.all i hv given him r unending praises n neva kept promises of milkshakes.trust me im gonna give u hige treat @ de end of 5 yrs.doono wat am gonna do w/o u.thanks dude

a family man 2 core,hees de only guy hu shuttles b/w calicut n tvm wen eva ders a 40 hr break 4m de college.he mite b proclaimed or rather scapegoated 2 b de mosy unreligeous of de guys in de class,but ryan assures u hees a very righteous person.and is neva short of dat epitome of de goody goody frend.

and den a few eyeopeners on de rehman lyfstyle(chory illathe enthu vachas?)

1)eva wanna spot rehman wid bux?????????? dat mite on his bed,couched into de parkinsonian universal flexion,blanket all ovr except 4 de eyes,n eyelids all gonna fall except 4 a brief space 2 let de lite 4m de buk fall in.hats off 2 dis min ATPase style of studying.

2)and den de GANDHIAN lyfsyle.a guy wid a gr8 penchant 4 lying and morever making de listener believe de stupidest of lies.he can execute de ryan script 2 warden (dats wen v r cot 4 bending de hostel rulz) in a seemingly perfect way.he can review films yet 2 b released n convince u dis is de nxt RDB.and ders no account 4 de money n tym thrown off @ de rehmaniya reviews.jimba ho rem de movie?? which made us nothing less dan cry.and he can smile u wid a macho score on de indian score board even wen de actual score iz nt even 10% of de predicted.BUT REHMAN LIES NEVA MAKE U CRY,AND RATHER MAKES U LAFF MORE 4 DIS GUY.

3)if u thot all de kozhys of 2k6 r revealed,u r rong.a devoted sms freak,a man of unlimited chatter of corz wid de gals till midnite in de 16th room,a enviable veteran on orkut wid 8000+ scraps n recieves dat coveted gal hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii evrytym he logs into orkut

4)u desperately wanna fail an exam,ring up 9895944025 fix a combined study n c hw it evolves 2 a small litttttttle break den 2 a chatter session and @ de end of de movie u realise it all began as a study session.discipine a topic out de rehman cicerone

5)and pls ask rehman wats his defenition of attitude...........its de YO! BABY WAZZUP? syndrome HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!

TRULY IM A FAN OF URS.wid tons of luv
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sept 27,2007

richu-my flavour of lyf

RICHU-MY FLAVOUR OF LYF
AN ORKUT TESTIMONIAL I WROTE 4
MY DEAREST RICHARD
@ de end of my 12th,der ws one guy hoom i sed"NO AUTOGRAPH,PLS".it ws not bcoz he din deserve 2 b der.may b der ws noone more apt 2 autograf me.It ws bcoz i needed no words on dat wyte paper destined 2 blur yellow with tymes.tymes wen routines would turn memories n memories would move into nostalgia.
i really don no wen i met him.well he ws always der.

one thing i always wanted 2 stage out of richu,he iz de mind keeper of many of our frens.don no if ders anything he doesnt no of me.he ws always de one hu seemed 2 abstract out of me wateva i wanned 2 keep 2 myself.always de swiss acc: wer i could dump n deposit wateva i neva wanned 2 ger out of my mind.
u n ME hv teased him lyk hell not 4 a day or fortnite,but 4 de 10 yrs v wer together.neva eva in my memory or so he has shown de slightest discontent on dat.he has been one guy hu could b teased so easily.AND DE BEST THING WS HE WS DE ONE HU WOULD ENJOY DE MAXIMUM,HE HIMSELF BEING TEASED.rem de hachee thing,pizza hut thing,iit coaching, kerala entrance boycotts,cartoon network n ftv,rotation motion, being lissa miss fan,being nayan tharas cus,so n so

HA HA ,i get de same punch of de tymz v wer 2gether.
anyone eva saw richu angry????? neva.rem de tyms v would call him gay.he ws apparently sad,but neva angry.its phenomenal 2 hold ur nerves especuially @ de tymz thinking process succumbs 2 emotions.TRUST ME,I HV SEEN EVEN KANNAMPALLY GERRING RED.dis iz one reason i really don care wateva i tell him.de very reason richu iz my listener guarantees me,noone iz gonna b upset.
an ultimate mamma fan,i wont 4get de duck curry she makes.and neva eva i ws hosted better dan de trip 2 vezhappara last hols.
another thing iz de spirit he brings wid himself 2 wateva he iz into. but pretty sad de spirit dies faster dan its birth,or els de spirit would get transferred 2 something new.

AND NOW LEMME TRY A RICHU BIOGRAPHY.may b its de story of all of us.de story of a bunch of kids hu grew 2gether nd still liv 2gether in dreams

STD 5- doz wer de tymz de devotional serials ruled.i still diz rem hw richu would imitate naradan n would narrate de entire story 2 all doz hu missed de last episode under de wrath of de den current cuts.still rem hw he would rob me of all my chicken.and rem doz quiz contests n inter class arts contests.and de fights wid gals.well,tym told u dey wer not det bad.

STD 6-v wer into de hardy boys thing.read almost of everything our library had 2 offer,v even hid a few in de library.i can still recall a few titles.rani miss ws our class teacher,dat needs a special mention.rem de day v went 2 her home and had lots of fun.hmmm...she ws a gr8 teacher.and rem de cricket card collections.anyone still having @ least one card?still rem geo had 1000 cards.

STD7-NAAANCY DREW!!!!!!!! cummon richu iz growing.rem de 1st discussions of gals in n out of story bux.and i guess nancy ws de 1st dream gal of so many 2k5 good shepherdians .along wid diz came de stamp collection mania.still richu would fool out de gr8 est of collectors.dat lasted till de ban.rem hw de weekly games @ mathews home ws de one reason v wanted 2 jump into weekends.may b @ least dis xmas,v should come back 4 a game of cricket.and no guess on hoos de captain.

STD8-v r into high school.book of de season was tintin and i guess it ws de advent of HP 2.v wer into mant activities say arts,litrearure n science.come on v balanced all of dem.rem de tour dat yr.dat ws one awesome exp.now onwards clapping 4 ninoy ws a must event in de monday morning assembly itenary.a star ws born.rem de debate"WORKING WOMEN HV PROBLEM CHILDREN".whoa,dos wer de best days of my lyf

STD9-richus crush iz nw de household story of de school.de gal's tolerance level iz tested everyday.richu ws met wid a multidimensional sneezing n greeting werever he went.rem de vomiting incident.and here its wer v learnt human biology 4 de 1st tym.reading turns into agatha christie n a few classics.and rem de inter class sci exhibition.v came , v saw,v conquered.dis yr saw de advent of shaji english or de kolakkozhy english as it ws dubbed.kudos 2 u my FREND shaji.

STD 10-DE BEST YR OF OUR LIVES
DE ZENITH OF LOVE N FRENSHIP
NOW USELESS WORRIES OF DE DEN MAMMOTH 10TH BOARDS
v ll cover all dat in de 10 B 2003 memoir 2 b published in skool mag: diz yr

STD11 n 12-new hopes,new dreams.future @ stake.IIT n AIIMS-all in our reach.after all v r 10th toppers.entrance coaching!!!!!! something dat started out as de biggest dream of de tymz dies out into a weekly saturday doz of chatting n display of latest fashion.rem de brilliant thing ,de tests.library n class teachers.and richu iz all set 2 b an iit ian.6000rs @ brilliant chennai.lots of other bux n cds.and ws in toppers list 4 1st 3 week s.and yo!de graf ws descending faster dan de ever ascending ninoys graf.
somehow i cant explain.cant rite more.tonnes of fun which would extend into hours of typing.sorry here


10 reasons y v lov richu

1)of corz-4 de 1st crush of de batch.
4announcing de arrival of 2k5 gsps teenagers
4holding onto it from de moment she sed no
4providing us frens an all time jok 2 tease u on
4 claiming how shees de match or else de only match
4 teaching us LOV IZ IMMORTAL

2) 4 all de puffs n samosas de richie richard bot 4 us 4m de skool canteen in 7th n 8 th.thos wer de tymz wen richus purse carried 10 rs each day wen others din even hv a purse.still rem hw people would hive around richu de moment he ws in de canteen.thanks 4 all dat dude

3)4 swapping 2 mathews side in de PT period,kevin in computer period n ninoy in malayalam period.u simply had 2 align wid de best in each in field.and 4 providing de perfect fervour 2 any reading mania in de class.u r de best fuel 2 any fire.

4)4 being de 1st good shepherdian 2 visit pizza hut.
rem hw he brot bak a napkin as a sovenier n proof of he having visited pizza hut
and rumours say he got a bash 4m de waitress der 4 his brotherly behaviour and he asked 4 chammanthy as de side dish and dat george paid de bills

5)4 de self claimed bloodline relation extending ovr a mile by which NAYAN THARA ws made babukuttans cus.all dos posters in thengana kavala depicting de gorgeous diana(as richu calls her) did decrease de bloodline claims,but v don 4get dem man.nw v hear richu iz all set 2 become CHIMBOOS aliyan

6)4 showing us de perfect way 2 prepare 4 IIT.lemme quote
de reason of de iit love
"da its not dat kerala entrance iz substd,its just dat it does not give me a platform 2 showcase de skills i hv acquired ove de yrs.i think only iit jee helps me here"
after a tuff physics exam
"ayye wat an easy exam.da! physics iz all about concepts,just develop dem into full sentences n score marks"
MARX CAME RICHU SCORES 32 OUT OF 70
u need no intro of de iit prep shows he did
iit results
2005-richu got up early 4 de mains exam.went 2 cochin.only den he new only dos hu passed de screening could attend.called me up n tells-de education dept sux man ,really.i agreed in despair
2006-2nd attempt---richus marx
phy-17/80 chem 18/84 maths 22/90.no more chory

7)4 teaching us y rotational motion iz de ultimate thing in physix.de only thing he learned and learned everyday.and de proficiency levels reached such levels dat de entire class looked 4ward 2 babu wen de topic ws RM.and even ninoy ws left out.

8)4 being de ultimate cartoon network fan.ranging 4m swordcats in 5th 2 pokemon in 11th.still rem richu spent all money ovr dos chips which gave free pokemon soveniers.

9)4 boycotting 2005 kerala entrance.u sed it man,kerala iz substd.still rem de last date of application.u waved me from phy lab confirming ur boycott.no words here,man.

10)4 de dialogue"karthaave, enikkenthinee glamour thannu".sexiest man on erth,as dey say.richard boobu as v call de sexy body.
truly im ur fan.and v all luv u
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