dos wer de best days of my lyf

'dos wer de best days of my life'
(the following is an article co-written 4 fragrance 2008,gsps school mag by ninoy and me.its open 4 discussion of all 2005 gsps alumni.through this humble attempt ,we have tried 2 recreate de magic of dos gone by days.we expect ur feedback)
-a GSPS 2003 10B MEMOIR
NINOY JOB KANNAMPALLY
RYAN JOB VACHAPARAMPIL

January 16 2002 . Nah . Not the day Mick Jaggerson was knighted. Not even the day Sachin hit a century . But even so that date is etched down on Ryan's desk in bright colours.Silly though it might seem, that day saw a bunch of kids jump from a frying pan into the fire, with bright chalk marks proclaiming the start of the "once in a life time " 10 th standard.

Suddenly the world changed. You are not expected to watch a movie.You are suddenly deemed unfit to carry out long phone chats. Evening games at Mathew's home is suddenly out of the question.You get up one fine morning to find out that the whole world as you know it, teachers and parents , expect some thing great. And funny as it may seem, you suddenly start feeling as if in some way, your pride is at stake.

Times have changed. We know that . We have professors now who threaten to fail half the class on the very first day. We have people teaching us, who just dont care , just dont give a damn. Cruising through all this, there comes times, when we get so pissed that we sit back and think of all those lovely lovely days of our high school.

We have multitudes of text books proclaiming away that the school is a "home away from home ". Well that's a dream .And in fact ,we lived in it. As Bryan Adams sang , THOSE were the best days of my life.

The March of 2008 will see us completing 5 years of our passing out from the White concrete doors of Good Shepherd School . And we feel there's no better time than this to recollect and cherish all that was beautiful, all that was lovely about our tenth standard year .We are not attempting to come up with some Reuterish article with this. All we hope is a small tribute for all the love and affetcion of our teachers and to the awesome group we were. You see we are the first ever batch to have been at Good Shepherd right from Montessori on to the 12th.Desperate as it may seem , this is our last effort to recapture the magic that our tenth was.

Our days started when we landed at the foot of the Good Shepherd Mount at 8:30 morning, in our very beloved Maria Travels ( they are bankrupt now ) and then follow the girls to class. The classes began with a prayer led by a different person each day (each of us had our separate versions to the standardized Mariamma Miss one). After an hour of class we used to line up for assembly , in the 'balcony' of the first floor , close to the erstwhile ' Chairman's office'. On any given day you could find the girls and boys fighting for the shade with the boys being the champs that they are and submitting to the girls.Regular bets were placed on who would be caught by Rosily Miss for having an "untucked" shirt or a "loose " tie. We also had ‘thought for the days’ which we never thought about and news ( or the "top stories of the day ") which had the memory retention time of a amnesiac bee. The grandeur with which Alias Sir conducted the assembly is still fresh in our memory.The choir was pretty interesting. And I am not speaking about the music.


We had this splendid class with three columns of benches. In the middle one the girls and boys used to come together and that was where every one wanted to be.(They looked kinda good then , and we feel so even in these metro sexual avatars) The teachers had this time tested way of telling our class, (the B division ) ,that A division was made of Gods Incarnate and in A that B rocked.
( well we did ). We used to have these community lunches where every one used to have every one else's curries so much that Renoy's mom had to call up Joby to ask how her curry was. ( Special reference to reddy's curries. May his soul rest in peace). PT periods witnessed the worst possible gaming concepts, where we put together rugby and wrestling and called it basket ball.
Library was pretty good, with us graduating from Nancy Drew to the true wonders of Sydney Sheldon.The times spend at the library was instrumental in creating the good shepherdians who could think for themselves.

A word on our classmates with whom we shared many a dream,spent the best times of our life with,raised dust on playgrounds ,spilled chemicals in labs and worked together on passions n ambitions.The ecstacy of all times,Richard,the advocate of colloquial english,Jacob,the all time addict of our library,Ajith,the singing duo of Geethu n Chinnu,the ambitious bodybuilder,Renoy,the self appointed monitor of the class,nimmy,the girl sans vocals,arya,the tomraider girl ,Grace,the girl who could run faster than boys,Resmy,the ever absent Joby,the genius of all times and the mascot of our batch,Ninoy all made up this batch of tenth that passed out in the summer of 2003

We were reminded that the class was over with our one and only Shaji Annan coming around and asking each of us " Dude, Where's my water bottle?" .Someone would have hidden his water bottle just when we were about to leave. With the ' fast and furious gsps choir version of the of national anthem' later ,we were out and the epic trips to Thengana began . That was the time when the most marvelous discussions on the life and times of a teenager happened, particularly inside the bakeries , where unpaid bills still wait for us ( ya they shut down ) . This would climax with the wait for a bus at the now obselete Thengana panchayath well which became our un official waiting shed.The opening day of our 10th class,the handing out of hall tickets,the farewell day,the results day and our graduation day all remain fresh in our memories.

Our teachers were our biggest assets.Even recollecting those ladies reminds us how lucky we were.We boast of teachers who kneel down and pray for us in the chapel while we are busy in board exam halls.
Let us script a few words on de greatest teachers we ever had in our lives.

Rosily Miss. Words fail... We dont think that we need to go on a praising spree to describe how great a teacher she is .The way she conects with her students is immaculate.A perfect testimony to the capacity of a lady to influence and mould the lives of hundreds of students, she practically is the reason why a bunch of kids like us started to stand on our feet and think for ourself. Whatever we turn out to be in our lives , Rosily Miss definitely had a great part to play . As they say in the Rosily Miss fans community in orkut, she is THE TEACHER.

Mariamma miss was the most hardworking teacher we ever had.And she expected the same from us. "Read NCERT. Refer ABC. And try to score maximum marks in every subject " , she would say. Very pious , she began the the tradition of the ' Lokarakshakanaaya Eeshoyae ' prayer, which we believe still continues. She used to leave these "need perfection " tags in red on our answer sheets, which still come in our nightmares. A lot of guides , numerous references and umpteen special classes later , ma'm , we remember you with absolute gratitude.

Asha Miss was one of the best things that happened to the English Department. Very cool, Always smiling and all so keen about our language skills , we enjoyed competing with each other for winning her words of praise.
Jayalakshmi miss and Rekha miss are the reasons we learned to enjoy malayalam poetry and prose as much as we do now.We used to write impossibly large number of essays about every thing under and over the sun , and we loved each moment of that .

With the arcane idea that proving theories actually improved our chances of being perceived cool ( Amen Jones Jaick ) ,Jancy miss and Elizebeth miss were the people who had to bear the continuous attack of our semi dead wits . And that they did so , and that they made it sure that after one year of class there was not a single imaginable question that we had not seen speaks volumes of their commitment.

The economics classes of Mercy miss were inspiring to the core. Tess miss came about as a very dediacted teacher , who remained an excellent guide even in our junior college.

Everything else pales in comparison to the sync that we felt with Shiney Ma'm. We remember her parting words." I saw you people as a bunch of kids at Montessori. I have seen you change to what you are. And I have enjoyed watching you grow. " Few people have managed to convey the passion for what they do as purely and as completely as Shiny Ma'm did. She was the Principal when we came in as whiners in Montessori and where ever she is ,she will remain the most inspiring Shiney Ma'm of GSPS to her students.

all dat v want 2 tell our junoirs
this is best time of ur life
u find ur greatest friends here
de best teachers of ur life teach u now
be de proudest good shepherdian


Years have gone by. we have graduated into new horizons

Epilogue

Richard is reeling in the suppli induced dizziness of CET
Jones is proving theories at Chengannur. May the souls of the teachers rest in peace.
Ryan is learning newer ways to squeeze money out of patients at TVM medical college
Nimmy,the biotech student is all set to change the earth as created by God
Mathew is fighting it out with law and Ajith with forensic science
Joby, Renoy and Namitha are 3/4 th engineers
Aravind has finally found a fan following in his college.
Resmy and Chinnu will be the 1st graduates from the batch this year
The sole IITian of our school and the greatest brain of our times, Ninoy continues to make us proud.
The making of the engg: in Reddy is @ full swing in BITS.
Jacob,the budding doc is all busy wid his gynaecology postings

but one thing is same with all of us,
the true spirit of proud good shepherdians

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ninoy.job@gmail.com

1 MISSED CALL!!!!!

1 MISSED CALL!!!!!

lately, i seem 2 b greeted by de notice of a flurry(if dats de biggest word i no) of missed calls on my mobile every morning,all from my one beloved caller.all i could c ws my mob muttering my ringtone only 2 turn off just b4 i could give de green signal.de syndrome ws determined 2 dig into my life so much dat i decided on responding.i SMSed de no: 2 find out de identity wid little success.yday i tried calling back.no one seems 2 reply n mine 2 ws a missed call.may b i could hv shown my masculine anger 2 de caller (only if its a boy,4 sure)

my mind ws in all nuts fantasising whom my caller would b??

had my new gay pink shirt given an all wrong message?
or ws it time 2 change my orkut status 2 committed?
if one of my classmates had finally decided on me?
or else wat if a schoolmate regretted not trusting me earlier?
ws it some idiot trying 2 fool my already dimnished senses?

de saddest thing is dat i still hv no idea hu it is.and if its any one of u guys,pls end dis game.i m already all nuts.
now , i have saved de no: as 'XX' ,de genetic proposition of my gal(only thing i could b sure)

de above incident has given me an all new reason 2 add on 2 my blog.
last month i spotted a teen couple in de bus n de parting message from de gal ws" gimme a missed call lest i feel depressed".
just a missed call can keep her happy,u r lucky, man!
once i spotted an auto wid a mob no: on de rear side n a request" i missed call pls"
i really wanted 2 give him one,but den y add 2 ur vocabs?

well,i don actually give missed calls nor reply dem.and de no: of people giving me missed calls iz low as never.
y do people give missed calls?
" y don u call me atleast once a blue moon"
" tho u hv forgotten me,i still rem u"
"cant u c my balance iz always nil"
and de meanings mite go well beyond dis 2!

making missed calls is quite an art.u dial de no:,think of de person,and red de call @ de 1st note of de fone ringing .missed call mite b all welcome wen its 4m someone special.or else annoying wen u find out u had reached out 2 de fone only 2 b fooled.

i din mean 2 propose missed calls r any crime.its de new age no frills way of keeping contacts alive.but getting addicted 2 making missed calls can b quite disgusting.may b missed calls r gonna b made chargeable 2.dat would mean a sad infant demise 2 de notice " 1 missed call".

9895389045 ,1 missed call pls.
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de gr8 PC entrance saga

de gr8 PC entrance saga

(de following article iz a diary of my life @ prof:pc thomas entrance classes.and de comments given here r with all due respect 2 de institute and neva meant 4 any sort of character assasination.it is rather de way i den looked @ de establishment as a 18 yr old n not essentially so nw. de article iz fully open 4 comments and criticisms)

a typical day in a pc hostel begins @ 4 in de morning.2 early 4 me nw and i c clock in such positions only in de evening.ur warden wakes u up in de most sadistic way making de perfect start 2 yet another miserable day in ur life.tho dreams wer more of nightmares,dos 5 hrs in bed wer de only peaceful time in ur life.blame ur fate,brush dos teeth dat hv forgotten 2 smile n wash ur face .and b back @ de green table n de red chair dat make up 15 hrs of ur life everyday.start again 4m wer u left last nite.

books n just books, de entire hostel smelt paper.desperate teens battling der fate,fine tuning der destiny n all brains set on just one material goal.de routine ws so designed 2 drain all de brains God has given u 4 a lifetime .tears had failed in bringing solace long ago.and u wer made 2 believe dat all hardwork in lyf ends here and life will b a bed of roses from nw.

i left 4 church or else i ws made 2 leave 4 church @ 0515.i would climb up de stairs 2 find de dictator already der .christ on cross hanged on de wall n de altar ws all smiling in flowers .dis is all i rem coz de nxt scene i can recollect is someone waking me up 2 return 2 de hostel.rather dan a chapel,it ws more of a bedroom 2 me.all de pc efforts 2 enrich de catholic in me failed wid a bang. de more i tried 2 stay awake,de faster i failed.cofessions wer a must every month.i really din do anything(dats worth confessing) wrong der even if i wanted 2.tell me wat wrong can u do in a pc hostel.??#?$&#

come back n find solace in de 15 mins set apart 4 newspapers.de only thing dat told a world outside u really exists.the week n outlook came on mondays. u could c de starving hostelers fighting 4 a parting sight of de last page.last page??? u r rite.dats wer de generous female celebs offered der sumptous fotos in de most seducing fashion and dat 2 in clothes dat would shy even 1 yr olds. adam had insisted on 4 eve,dey reminded.

ladies wer a strict no no der.de only lady in de hostel ws de statue of mother mary on de top floor.de prettier sex ws de root cause of all evils on earth.de pc buses drove de routes de boys would catch de least no: of females.a feminist would burn herself @ de dresscode imposed on de girls der.a little more dose of pc lectures would hv driven me insane.dos lectures made u believe dat world would hv been a better place wid only men around.classes took place in separate rooms n in different timings.and if ever ,dey had 2 come 2gether,boyz would take de front rows n gals wer @ de backrows even b4 u arrived.

and de bus trip 2 de institute.dat reminded u of people who lived normal lives.and den de 3 lectures n exams wer a child play by nw.and de marklists reminded u of de mission medico.all de students wer inspected on cctv making even de slightest movements impossible.110 student slaves all packed into a concentration camp,dat made sure v even fought 4 oxygen.de teachers wer 2 good,one positive i really cant deny.de daily pc message ws driving me all de more nuts.and u could only sympathise wid de teachers who would b publicly insulted by de management 4 de slightest mistakes.2 add 2 de agony,u could hear de pvt hostelers discussing de hot trissur,new movies n shopping malls.u had 2 enter n leave de institute in lines dat reminded u of ur KG days.strict rules governed de conduct of students n teachers.even de prizes 4 de toppers would b given in such rude fashion dat makes u regret dem.but den class time ws a heaven compared 2 de hostel life.

but den,my teachers wer extremely professional n stalwarts in der respective fields.dey wer 2 caring n made u enjoy de subject.i ws lucky enough 2 hv personel relations wid a few of dem which i still cherish.i should say,pc sir has 2 b applauded 4 de faculty he has developed ovr de yrs.jojo sir of botany n sajy sir of physics need a mention 4 sure.but,i doubt if anyone who passes out of de institute still counts dos times among de best in der lives.

PC cuisines wer beyond de farthest imagination of any human being maintaining taste buds."gulp ur food b4 u find out de taste",de mantra of survival ws simple.de achayan in me ws starved 2 hell wid veg dishes all set 2 kill my appettite.many a mornings u could find virgin cockroaches baked inside de already foul smelling idli. de secret formula of making 200 teas wid a litre of milk???, its all here.cabbage ws a staple dish der,so much dat i never had it again in my life.pappadam could nt b made in de hostel, and so tasted good. sambar ws made @ infinite dilution.orangish water in a big vessel,in case u don find out.stones in rice ws nothing less dan routine.de only relief came on mondays wen de menu ws veg biriyani and soyabeans.and u could c de entire hostel running 2 de mess in a tornado fashion,very much remniscent of starving people fighting 4 der rations.de nxt one week depended on wat u had on mondays.
de occasional secret visits 2 de nr by hotels wer de only de only relief.

rules r made 2 b broken,but not here.if not toilet or mess hall,u had 2 b on ur study table,de funda ws simple.and nobody is supposed 2 b engaged in any activity dan books.u could nt literally move from ur desk n slightest of conversations wid de neighbours brought one 2 danger.de wardens would b on a 24x7 prowl inspecting if everything iz going on as per de pc bible.imagine such a life for 300 odd days!!!
de lone comfort hr came @ 10 in de nite wen v could catch a bit a tv.dat told movies still run 2 packed houses,item nos wer all de more hotter,india still lost cricket matches n a whole world ws running de way u new it.

i hv already sent enough of nightmares 2 anyone planning 2 join der.but,let me admit very frankly,all de hard work has paid off.its not double stds or opportunism.thomas sir is defenitely one reason 4 wat im rite nw.may b all de above harship is really de key 2 success in dis highly competitive world.lemme give u an insight into world of positives der.

· pc sir classes r de most professinal wen it comes 2 entrance coaching,its a hell lot disciplined n indivudial attention is really on de cards
· de teachers r too too good n make u love ur subject.de exams r 2 well planned.
· if ur life is as much unorganised as mine,dis is at least de place 2 c people hu live in order.i belive i can nw survive anywer in world,wer am i gonna find bigger hardships???
· inspite of de millionaire he is ,u ll b amazed @ his lifestyle . and quite a no of students learn free of cost der.
· shake hands wid de variety of life,meet people from all ovr de state.thanx 2 my stint @ pc classes,i nw hv frens all ovr kerala

de one yr @ pc hostel stands apart in my biography.inspite of all my differences,he is instrumental 4 wat im rite nw.

as de motto goes "to God thru education"

rjV proclaimed
Dec 10, 2007
rjvachas.blogspot.com

a day 2 unworthy 2 b on a blog

a day unworthy 2 b on a blog

de day began on a loud note wid my mom in full arms 2 get me ready in time 4 de morning mass.i had quite obliged 2 her almost de entire last week n had felt so elated about it.but den 2day i ws glued onto bed until mom returned from de mass.
after all she iz my mom,i ws sure she would hv prayed a hell lot 4 me.


news on TV ws quiet violent wid de karunakaran-murali feud taking 2 streets.a remarkable father-son duo ,i thot.feud ws pretty interesting as i could spot a couple of ladies trying out der hand on a youth,already under de wrath of de masculine blows.quite difficult in a saree ,i should say,especially wid de saree threatening 2 run off de shoulders n 2 much of a bollywood model belly exposure,far 2 unacceptable 4 de already set stds of keralite moralty.
a malayalee tombraider??? not in my lifetime!!!!!!!!!

de lunch ws pretty interesting wid mom coming up wid some fish.but,den she ws not amused wid me taking yet another piece.de curry had 2 survive at least 4 another day,she thot.but i told her,de curry iz so good dat i cant resist it.dat settled de scores ,i thot.
find me a lady hu can stand flattering!!!!!!!!!!!!
lunch in my govt college canteen costs just 6.50 rs.tho i cant call it anything close 2 lunch

den,i happened 2 b on my bros shelf.my dinesh n pradeep had been quite worn out.could spot his autograph book,which ws quite refreshing on my bros growth.de effort reminded me of all dos stupid days working out 2 catch de status of a medico.and could spot a few bday cards.de gals seem 2 hv been 2 enthusiastic on giving dos cards.suddenly, i seemed 2 hv lost my 3 yr seniority ovr my bro.
"to god through education"de pc sir motto admired de books

went 2 reliance supermarket in de evening.corporate retailers wer in de news all 4 wrong reasons.de ambience n de comfort ws pretty determined 2 dig into my moms purse n she seemed 2 b on her way 2 make de ambanis richer.i din hv much of work other dan playing de engine 2 her trolley n reviewing hw hot de city really ws.
i ws a kid again 2 buy some icecreams after a long time.later i realised some things r sweeter shared.

in de eden garden,once famous 4 de 1st couple on earth,de pakis r pretty determined 2 deny indians a deserving win on de last day.de new captain in kumble seemed 2 hv made an impact.de fucker sreesanth ws out on injury n i pray 4 him 2 die of de same reason.
test cricket should b de only game on earth 2 last 5 days
n v would b de only people ever 2 follow it.

such a simple day seemed 2 b interesting once i made an account.
spend a little of ink on de most unworthy of days, my newly found formula seems 2 work.
dec4,2007
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wen i say" im fine",i need someone 2 tell me
" come on ryan,tell me wats wrong"

JAB V MET- still keeps me smiling

JAB V MET ws surely an underdog among de dec07 releases with OSO n SAAWARIYA gulping all de attention n anticipation.and it opened only 3rd 2 both de other movies , but seems 2 b catching up fast.

OSO ws unbelievably unrealestic n adds on 2 de long list of movies which ask u come 2 de theatre sans ur brain.farah iz still very much stuck on 'mein hoon na".inspite of my love 4 romance on screen,saawariya has evaded me on account of my limited knowledge of hindi.

JVM iz rock set on a beautiful script which can bring de audience 2 a very sweet smile @ heart.with shahid being given nothing 2 perform,kareena has stolen all de limelight.de onscreen chemistry iz a bit on de backtrack,understandably,wid der off screen romance hitting a nadir.inspite of de real life debacle,der reel life seems 2 hv finally clicked.de hot hot gal of ajnabee n ashoka has metamorphosed into a very bubbly gal in de film.so beautiful n realestic wer her expression n body language,one would find it difficult 2 believe she ws acting.
hats off 2 kareena

she seems 2 radiate a whole lot of charisma across de screen 2 de viewer's heart which would set it on smile 4 quite a long tym .
i use de word "smile" yet again coz dat ws very much my personel experience.

quite a few scenes worth mentioning.
kareena meeting shahid on train sinking de emotionally turmoiled hero in a war of loose words.
n later calling de in inexplicably depressed hero" de angry young man of 70s".
she has a mantra later 2 dump de gal who has already dumped u.
her kissing n hugging of shahid so as fool away her prospective grooms.
her innocent blushings @ de lodge which she din realise ws rather a brothel.

finlly,punjabis seemed 2 b interesting again.de music ws quite refreshing n it felt gr8 2 catch village green on screen after a long gap.
de message of de movie ws very clear.b cool, stay cool.and it ws handed out very naturally wid kareena finally not so cool,wid her BF dumping her.

go watch de movie.n smile @ heart 4 a long long tym.
dec5,2007
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frankly speaking wid ryan

I WS ON A NO: OF BLOGS SEARCHING 4 SOMETHING INTERESTING UNTIL I FOUND DE FOLLOWING BUNCH OF QNS ON VISHNU'S SIS VEDAS BLOG.ALL DUE CREDITS 2 HER SO DAT SHE DOESNT SUE ME 2 COURT 4 ANY SORT OF COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT.

1)PICK OUT A SCAR N TELL HW U GOT IT?


i hv answered all de other qns.
but cant find dis one interesting.PASS!!!
may b de new born egoistic medico in me can no longer appreciate scars.


2)WAT DOES UR FONE LOOK ALIKE?

mines a 3250 NOKIA.pretty good coz it has everthing almost de way i need it.my dads gift on my med skool admission.im not quite a techie.and i despise spending 2 much on high end mobs
may b i could tell u my mob experiences
1)i still rem de 1st mob i saw wid one of my uncles.it ws almost of de length of ur forearm,had an looong antenna.and i had 2 take him 2 my terrace so as 2 catch something he termed range.dat ws almost 10 yrs bak.and i could not touch dat until de achayanic whiskey party ws on full swing coz kids did bad 2 tech stuff.
2) until recently,my frens thot i lived in some corner of universe not marked on map.all dat 4 de simple reason ,airtel did cover my residence.and finally wen airtel decided 2 take me out of dat jingle,i ws really joyous at heart.
me 2 nw a part of civilisation.



3)WATS ON DE WALLS OF DE BEDROOM?

nothing really
i live in a hostel room n wall pin ups r a strict no no der.
but i hv a framed pic of jesus on kneels i got as a present way back in 96.dat ws 4 de 2nd proficiency holder in sunday school in 4th std ,i guess.but den i regret it every moment coz i had copied like hell 4 almost all de exams dat yr. i quitted copying 4 a long time since de prize ws announced.and naturally my name ws not der in de proficiency list 4 a long tym. i can still rem de sister hu tot me.and i ws sure she new hw i ws der on de diaz.her name ws ws sr:jyothis n she ws a very sweet lady.
and i hv de date 2002 jan 16 on desk @ home.dat ws de day my 10th classes started.and also marks i wanted 2 score in 10th.

den i hv lots of gum marks on my walls der.mom removed most of de school charts on my walls.


4)WAT IZ UR CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE?

quite a few mite not believe dis.i hv a pic taken way back in 2002 on my webcam which has manged 2 stay der since den. and de pic iz of my sweet sweet grandma n me hugging her.i ws much younger and had just begun having a moustache.i wore blue tees which i spotted recently in my garage nw dubbed 2 shine on my dads favourite cielo fastly catching up vintage status.de lite iz bad in de pic.but den de pic iz so cute.and i can still spot a smile on my grandmas face wen shees prowling ryan in front of de pc.may b i could call it GRANDparental control.and my ammamma iz such a gr8 lady n she deserves much more.recently i moved dis pic into a floppy n moved it one secret place so dat i can accidently rediscover dis beautiful picture yrs frm nw.a despearate attempt 2 catch on little surprises.


5)DO U BELIEVE IN GAY MARRIAGE?

i havent even given a thot on it.of cors i prefer ladies.
may b its ok 4 people of same sex 2 act marriage.i use de term "act" coz something wierd things come @ a cost.
few days bak i read of an israeli gay couple hu had come 2 mumbai 2 hv a kid in a rented womb.this is something im totally against coz im pretty apprehensive about de plight of de kid.


6)WAT DU WANT MORE DAN ANYTHING RITE NW?

nothing huge,just want de current cut 2 get ovr n i can continue typing wid more light dan from de monitor.

7)WAT TIME WER U BORN?

10 pm kuwait local time.22nd of jan 1987.first kid after a bit of wait n lot of prayers.


8) ARE UR PARENTS STILL TOGETHER?

very much so till 2day morning 8,im sure on dat.
my dad would nt even think of anything of dat sort. i believe hees pretty sure he has 2 hv a wife n he cant hv a better lady.and my moms 2 timid 2 even think anything on dat lines.so de marriage iz fine till moment. and yes,next yr will c de silver annivesary.
very contrasting in most of der passions,sometimes i wonder hw du dey stick on 2gether.of its an arranged marriage.and de same marriage broker has running 4 genarations in my family.de one common passion dey share iz endless chatter.so noone can blame me 4 wat im


9)LAST PERSON WHO MADE U CRY?

someone hu left my t shirt sleeve wet
some hours take a bit more 2 pass off
leaving ur mind pondering ovr n ovr
ovr nothing
some comments seem 2 ditch me rite again

words can cyanide u

@ de end of day,u take a bit more 2 catch snors
in desperate efforts 2 find solace at least in sleep
but wen dreams 2 leave u lonely
u find urself all ovr again
u came alone n u ll go alone

words can cyanide u

only prayer dat gloomy morning
" a no comments day"


10)FAV PERFUME?

cant name anything favourite coz my dad buys me de same brand every other time.i lyk dat coz it smells my dad.

11)WAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOUR DU U EXPECT IN OPPOSITE SEX?

since dees r de tymz of any colour hair dyes and coloured lenses,i guess i can expect any colour n should nt expect de same colour every other day.
i don prefer 2 long hair n i hate flowers on hair.n i like coloured lenses.i had many gals wearing lenses @ my skool.

12)WAT R U LISTENING 2?

if its music u mean,i don claim 2 b much of an expert.
i listen stuff which almost everyone listens.
nw amongst a bunch of rock hooligans.
while writing dis stuff i m playing alvida from metro on my pc


13) DO U GET SCARED OF DARK?

rem a quote" light shows me de way,darkness shows de stars"
of corz not scared at all.after all, im a 20 yr old youth.
but not so wen i ws young.my former home @ changanacherry ws double storied.and v neva went upstairs coz de small family v wer.and my mom would get me upstairs 4 silliest of reasons ranging 4m getting back her hairclip 2 making sure all de doors wer closed b4 v retired 4 de nite.well,i detested her every moment 4 dat.
looking back ,i understand der ws a reason.
"velicham dukkamanunni,thamassallo sukhapradam" iz one line i still cant make out

14)DO U LIKE PAINKILLERS?

pain killers cant kill all de pain u hv accumulated.
if yes,y not

15)R U SHY 2 ASK SOMEONE OUT?


im no introvert 4 sure n can keep few emotions dumped all inside me.so,i guess i ll b able 2 ask someone out.
but den dat ll take quite some time after i feel i hv 2.
may b de achayanic quality of being de ultimate lady man ( atleast in films) has quite evaded me.
previous experiences??? juz once @ skool.pretty disgusting,it turned out @ end.since den all my love has been kept 2 myself.and b4 i zero in on someone next time, i ll hv a tuff tym convincing myself.


16)IF U CAN EAT ANYTHING RITE NW,WAT WOULD B IT?

no 2nd thots on dat.de fav dish of my dad,his dad n son iz 4 sure kuttanad duck prepered in de very local recipe.i can eat it any time n in any amts.n richards mom iz de best tharv cook i hv eva met.
diz dish has been wine n woman 2 me.

17)WAT MAKES U MAD?


my principal in school who believes anger iz masculine and authority n rudeness r twins. N
my dentist who makes my mouth quite a battle field N
de very thot of my anatomy practicals
had quite of nuts.lemme skip 2 thots of beauty


18)WAT MAKES U SMILE?


DE watchman @ skool hu gives me a mini salute in
de morning which i return dat evening

DE conductor in JJMS, my carrier 2 skool hu still
waves me wen im @ de bus stand

DE boy @ de bakery nr my skool hu ws
no less dan one f us

DE teacher wid a teen attitude,my own sherin mam
hoos words kept me smiling @ de english lectures.

DE big words of my dearest frend aamachayan,a living
testimony 2 de very famous achayanic thallals.

DE chemistry wizard in prof:NJT hu left me smiling @
my study table,appreciating de beauty of chemistry.

DE love of my beloved roslyn mam,my second mom
,which can keep me smiling as i long as i can smile..

DE commitment of my warden @ PC hostel,jiby
which i realised only de last day der.

DE man hu took me 2 hospital @ trichur just bcoz
i enquired him of de road 2 de place.

DE humour sense my dad carries wid himself n de way
he can make a crowd lively.

DE bubbly kareena in JAB V MET,made me rather laugh
until my mom could nt catch her sleep

DE shopkeeper hu dumped 4 sacks of chocolate in my
flat just b4 fleeing 4 home in de1990 gulf war.

DE charming, charismatic n elegant woman whoom i used
2 meet on my walk 2 school.sadly,she had a kid.


DE very sight of de building which houses my college,
cant stop appreciating its ambience

DE profeesor who carried out my physio viva last exam.
wish i wer his student.

DE speaking skills of de film critic rajeev masant,which continues 2 mesmerise me inspite of his 2 illogical reviews.

and lastly, nostalgia smiles me everyday.

rjV proclaimed
dec1,2007.rem de reb ribbon on de aids day
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b back wer bu belong

what are you to me ?
when i was a kid , joyous at heart
you chased me through the dusty school...

when sense grew , you laughed with me
at touching her in the play

when passion rose , i shared with you the name of my love
and you yours with me

when ambition struck ,
i worked with you
towards some thing so meaningless

as they say ,times have changed

the dusty school has forgotten us

things have gone much beyond touches

and passions have died , then rose ... again died

ambition has succeeded .... and left a tear

but deep in my heart .... i know ... that through all this

i have found something really precious

i have found a friend



de above piece of poetry iz de orkut testimonial 4 richard by ninoy.
i realise i ws inspired wid my slightest consent.
i still rem de poem which won him a state prize in a std 8.guess it ws on some man who ws gonna b hanged.
so i thot it would b unworthy of myself 2 publish de following (i don dare call it poetry) wid out acknowledging my gr8 dude n a wonderful personality.


hey itz de alumni day on de 22nd of dec

plz come bak 2 ger again all wat v miss
or els 2 find out u miss something
relive n cherish de finest momemts
realise nw iz not all wat iz


de walls which bounded our freedom
realise open skies r bigger walls

de teachers hu chanted rosaries of lifestyle
teachers 2day only remind u of dem

de corridors v chatted our hearts out
no one ever waits any longer

de playgrounds v killed de game
games hv lost passion n fervour

de gals v 1st dreamt of
dreams hv swapped beyond counts

de watchmen v saluted
no one anywer even 2 greet

de labs v spilled chemicals on each other
dey can burn nw

de diaz wer v heard gr8 men
dey leave thru de ears faster dan ever

de bathrooms v comforted ourselves
dey seem 2 stink nw

de noons v had far more dan lunch
de cuisine has lost de flavour

de hill v climbed all dos mornings
i cant even walk a road

get back wid de people
u grew up wid
u fantasised wid
u trusted

n c if dey hv grown upto u
if fantasies still hold
u still have something 2 share

nostalgia iz one thing u lose hold faster dan u no.
so pls b der
ryan calling all 2005 gsps alumni

REHMAN-HELL OF A DUDE

REHMAN-HELL OF A DUDE
my 1st entry into tvm and ymca,i ws pitted 2 b alone until my mom found out dis guy wid de Ganong.he ws a fellow medico n naturally my hostel mate anm morover my classmate and above all ws surely gonna fit into dat magical space of my coveted frend.
i don hv 2 name dis guy a sports preson time again.but all de times v play badminton in de hustle n de bustle of our hostel courts,one thing dat has shone above others is de admirable attitude of sportsmanship he has displayed.move away 4m de fast n furious cock rocketing of de rehman racket lest u don suffer de least delicate of hits on de most delicate of ur body parts.ask varx 4 referance.

hees very confident at most of de tymz n @ times most unrealestically.but den he can get out de ditches n dumps in an utmost seemingly easy way.an emotional man 2 core, but can seem 2 b a secretive lot @ tymz.he can develop an enviable emotional rapport with anyone else sharing de minutest of tymz wid him.a gr8 guy @ keeping frendships n a disgrace 4 de "out of sight , out of mind syndrome"

A gr8 artist n helps dis guy, me ryan,hoos drawing skills r no bigger dan circles n rectangles.all i hv given him r unending praises n neva kept promises of milkshakes.trust me im gonna give u hige treat @ de end of 5 yrs.doono wat am gonna do w/o u.thanks dude

a family man 2 core,hees de only guy hu shuttles b/w calicut n tvm wen eva ders a 40 hr break 4m de college.he mite b proclaimed or rather scapegoated 2 b de mosy unreligeous of de guys in de class,but ryan assures u hees a very righteous person.and is neva short of dat epitome of de goody goody frend.

and den a few eyeopeners on de rehman lyfstyle(chory illathe enthu vachas?)

1)eva wanna spot rehman wid bux?????????? dat mite on his bed,couched into de parkinsonian universal flexion,blanket all ovr except 4 de eyes,n eyelids all gonna fall except 4 a brief space 2 let de lite 4m de buk fall in.hats off 2 dis min ATPase style of studying.

2)and den de GANDHIAN lyfsyle.a guy wid a gr8 penchant 4 lying and morever making de listener believe de stupidest of lies.he can execute de ryan script 2 warden (dats wen v r cot 4 bending de hostel rulz) in a seemingly perfect way.he can review films yet 2 b released n convince u dis is de nxt RDB.and ders no account 4 de money n tym thrown off @ de rehmaniya reviews.jimba ho rem de movie?? which made us nothing less dan cry.and he can smile u wid a macho score on de indian score board even wen de actual score iz nt even 10% of de predicted.BUT REHMAN LIES NEVA MAKE U CRY,AND RATHER MAKES U LAFF MORE 4 DIS GUY.

3)if u thot all de kozhys of 2k6 r revealed,u r rong.a devoted sms freak,a man of unlimited chatter of corz wid de gals till midnite in de 16th room,a enviable veteran on orkut wid 8000+ scraps n recieves dat coveted gal hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii evrytym he logs into orkut

4)u desperately wanna fail an exam,ring up 9895944025 fix a combined study n c hw it evolves 2 a small litttttttle break den 2 a chatter session and @ de end of de movie u realise it all began as a study session.discipine a topic out de rehman cicerone

5)and pls ask rehman wats his defenition of attitude...........its de YO! BABY WAZZUP? syndrome HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!

TRULY IM A FAN OF URS.wid tons of luv
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sept 27,2007

richu-my flavour of lyf

RICHU-MY FLAVOUR OF LYF
AN ORKUT TESTIMONIAL I WROTE 4
MY DEAREST RICHARD
@ de end of my 12th,der ws one guy hoom i sed"NO AUTOGRAPH,PLS".it ws not bcoz he din deserve 2 b der.may b der ws noone more apt 2 autograf me.It ws bcoz i needed no words on dat wyte paper destined 2 blur yellow with tymes.tymes wen routines would turn memories n memories would move into nostalgia.
i really don no wen i met him.well he ws always der.

one thing i always wanted 2 stage out of richu,he iz de mind keeper of many of our frens.don no if ders anything he doesnt no of me.he ws always de one hu seemed 2 abstract out of me wateva i wanned 2 keep 2 myself.always de swiss acc: wer i could dump n deposit wateva i neva wanned 2 ger out of my mind.
u n ME hv teased him lyk hell not 4 a day or fortnite,but 4 de 10 yrs v wer together.neva eva in my memory or so he has shown de slightest discontent on dat.he has been one guy hu could b teased so easily.AND DE BEST THING WS HE WS DE ONE HU WOULD ENJOY DE MAXIMUM,HE HIMSELF BEING TEASED.rem de hachee thing,pizza hut thing,iit coaching, kerala entrance boycotts,cartoon network n ftv,rotation motion, being lissa miss fan,being nayan tharas cus,so n so

HA HA ,i get de same punch of de tymz v wer 2gether.
anyone eva saw richu angry????? neva.rem de tyms v would call him gay.he ws apparently sad,but neva angry.its phenomenal 2 hold ur nerves especuially @ de tymz thinking process succumbs 2 emotions.TRUST ME,I HV SEEN EVEN KANNAMPALLY GERRING RED.dis iz one reason i really don care wateva i tell him.de very reason richu iz my listener guarantees me,noone iz gonna b upset.
an ultimate mamma fan,i wont 4get de duck curry she makes.and neva eva i ws hosted better dan de trip 2 vezhappara last hols.
another thing iz de spirit he brings wid himself 2 wateva he iz into. but pretty sad de spirit dies faster dan its birth,or els de spirit would get transferred 2 something new.

AND NOW LEMME TRY A RICHU BIOGRAPHY.may b its de story of all of us.de story of a bunch of kids hu grew 2gether nd still liv 2gether in dreams

STD 5- doz wer de tymz de devotional serials ruled.i still diz rem hw richu would imitate naradan n would narrate de entire story 2 all doz hu missed de last episode under de wrath of de den current cuts.still rem hw he would rob me of all my chicken.and rem doz quiz contests n inter class arts contests.and de fights wid gals.well,tym told u dey wer not det bad.

STD 6-v wer into de hardy boys thing.read almost of everything our library had 2 offer,v even hid a few in de library.i can still recall a few titles.rani miss ws our class teacher,dat needs a special mention.rem de day v went 2 her home and had lots of fun.hmmm...she ws a gr8 teacher.and rem de cricket card collections.anyone still having @ least one card?still rem geo had 1000 cards.

STD7-NAAANCY DREW!!!!!!!! cummon richu iz growing.rem de 1st discussions of gals in n out of story bux.and i guess nancy ws de 1st dream gal of so many 2k5 good shepherdians .along wid diz came de stamp collection mania.still richu would fool out de gr8 est of collectors.dat lasted till de ban.rem hw de weekly games @ mathews home ws de one reason v wanted 2 jump into weekends.may b @ least dis xmas,v should come back 4 a game of cricket.and no guess on hoos de captain.

STD8-v r into high school.book of de season was tintin and i guess it ws de advent of HP 2.v wer into mant activities say arts,litrearure n science.come on v balanced all of dem.rem de tour dat yr.dat ws one awesome exp.now onwards clapping 4 ninoy ws a must event in de monday morning assembly itenary.a star ws born.rem de debate"WORKING WOMEN HV PROBLEM CHILDREN".whoa,dos wer de best days of my lyf

STD9-richus crush iz nw de household story of de school.de gal's tolerance level iz tested everyday.richu ws met wid a multidimensional sneezing n greeting werever he went.rem de vomiting incident.and here its wer v learnt human biology 4 de 1st tym.reading turns into agatha christie n a few classics.and rem de inter class sci exhibition.v came , v saw,v conquered.dis yr saw de advent of shaji english or de kolakkozhy english as it ws dubbed.kudos 2 u my FREND shaji.

STD 10-DE BEST YR OF OUR LIVES
DE ZENITH OF LOVE N FRENSHIP
NOW USELESS WORRIES OF DE DEN MAMMOTH 10TH BOARDS
v ll cover all dat in de 10 B 2003 memoir 2 b published in skool mag: diz yr

STD11 n 12-new hopes,new dreams.future @ stake.IIT n AIIMS-all in our reach.after all v r 10th toppers.entrance coaching!!!!!! something dat started out as de biggest dream of de tymz dies out into a weekly saturday doz of chatting n display of latest fashion.rem de brilliant thing ,de tests.library n class teachers.and richu iz all set 2 b an iit ian.6000rs @ brilliant chennai.lots of other bux n cds.and ws in toppers list 4 1st 3 week s.and yo!de graf ws descending faster dan de ever ascending ninoys graf.
somehow i cant explain.cant rite more.tonnes of fun which would extend into hours of typing.sorry here


10 reasons y v lov richu

1)of corz-4 de 1st crush of de batch.
4announcing de arrival of 2k5 gsps teenagers
4holding onto it from de moment she sed no
4providing us frens an all time jok 2 tease u on
4 claiming how shees de match or else de only match
4 teaching us LOV IZ IMMORTAL

2) 4 all de puffs n samosas de richie richard bot 4 us 4m de skool canteen in 7th n 8 th.thos wer de tymz wen richus purse carried 10 rs each day wen others din even hv a purse.still rem hw people would hive around richu de moment he ws in de canteen.thanks 4 all dat dude

3)4 swapping 2 mathews side in de PT period,kevin in computer period n ninoy in malayalam period.u simply had 2 align wid de best in each in field.and 4 providing de perfect fervour 2 any reading mania in de class.u r de best fuel 2 any fire.

4)4 being de 1st good shepherdian 2 visit pizza hut.
rem hw he brot bak a napkin as a sovenier n proof of he having visited pizza hut
and rumours say he got a bash 4m de waitress der 4 his brotherly behaviour and he asked 4 chammanthy as de side dish and dat george paid de bills

5)4 de self claimed bloodline relation extending ovr a mile by which NAYAN THARA ws made babukuttans cus.all dos posters in thengana kavala depicting de gorgeous diana(as richu calls her) did decrease de bloodline claims,but v don 4get dem man.nw v hear richu iz all set 2 become CHIMBOOS aliyan

6)4 showing us de perfect way 2 prepare 4 IIT.lemme quote
de reason of de iit love
"da its not dat kerala entrance iz substd,its just dat it does not give me a platform 2 showcase de skills i hv acquired ove de yrs.i think only iit jee helps me here"
after a tuff physics exam
"ayye wat an easy exam.da! physics iz all about concepts,just develop dem into full sentences n score marks"
MARX CAME RICHU SCORES 32 OUT OF 70
u need no intro of de iit prep shows he did
iit results
2005-richu got up early 4 de mains exam.went 2 cochin.only den he new only dos hu passed de screening could attend.called me up n tells-de education dept sux man ,really.i agreed in despair
2006-2nd attempt---richus marx
phy-17/80 chem 18/84 maths 22/90.no more chory

7)4 teaching us y rotational motion iz de ultimate thing in physix.de only thing he learned and learned everyday.and de proficiency levels reached such levels dat de entire class looked 4ward 2 babu wen de topic ws RM.and even ninoy ws left out.

8)4 being de ultimate cartoon network fan.ranging 4m swordcats in 5th 2 pokemon in 11th.still rem richu spent all money ovr dos chips which gave free pokemon soveniers.

9)4 boycotting 2005 kerala entrance.u sed it man,kerala iz substd.still rem de last date of application.u waved me from phy lab confirming ur boycott.no words here,man.

10)4 de dialogue"karthaave, enikkenthinee glamour thannu".sexiest man on erth,as dey say.richard boobu as v call de sexy body.
truly im ur fan.and v all luv u
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